The Language Barrier

Today was a slower day at work and so I was taking the opportunity to get some things created for future sessions. I was working on making cards to use in sessions and, being the perfectionist that I am, was getting really aggravated that I could not get the cards to be the exact same size, despite measuring them out with a ruler. So, I found our administrative assistant to ask if we had a paper cutter:

A: Emma, do we have a paper cutter?
E: A paper cutter?
A: Uh-huh.
E (looking amused) Do you mean scissors?
A: Um, no.